oh, and also. I've been thinking a lot in the last hour and a half about opening my own hot dog stand. I think it's the best idea I've had today. I'd be my own boss. If the cops started harassing me about permits or something I just wouldn't go back to that spot. I could open up in front of baseball games and Fleetwood Mac concerts. Shut down during said event, buy a scalped ticket with my hot dog money, watch Benji Molina bat cleanup or watch a Stevie Nicks twirl around. Leave a bit early and reopen the hot dog stand. And then when I retire I can have my son take over. Oh and I got that son cause I'll meet some fine ass hottie while working at the hot dog stand. And she'll marry me and we'll fornicate.

The only problem I can think of is how am i going to get the hot dog stand up the stairs to my apartment when I'm not working.