In all seriousness:
"Hello"
"Do you ride a fixed gear bike?"
"That coat does not fit you"
"Which coworkers have you slept with?"
"Are you cock blocking me?"
"Are you into The Dream?"
"You wanna see The Dream in San Jose?"
"Get your turd out of my taco" (seriously)
"You're always so nice"
"Do you have any diseases?"
"We're just coloring"
"I like it when you call me T-Pain"
"It's good, but it stinks up the whole house"
"Do you have any cigarettes?"
"I really like Billy Joel"
"He showed this (a middle finger) to me"
"Do you ride a fixed gear bike?" (again)
"I'm an EMT"
"I'm really into Star Trek" (about a hundred times)
"I'm unemployed"
"I just really hate everything"
"I don't really drink shots"
"You have nice hands"
"Check out the sluts"
"I can't stand Billy Joel"
"Cats is my favorite musical of all time"
"I'm Michael Jackson"
"Port-a-Potties smell better than this"
"I'm trying to look like Coolio"
"Those people are real assholes"
"She fucking sucks"
"You should call her"
"I paid my money for my songs"
"You almost made me cry"
"You want some cheese cake?"
2 comments:
1. You said some of these things.
2. I love this blog post, but, seriously, you're totally outing me about The-Dream. And I did not say "San Jose". But I am a prick.
3. I'm really into Star Trek.
Robert,you outed yourself about The Dream.
And when I was asked to see the dream in San Jose. I said "YES!"
The next day I asked you. You said "NO". It would of been you, me, and three 19-22 year old girls going to the show.
But you'd rather listen to poetry.
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